If it's evil you want it's evil your get right now my SMUDGE operatives are working on acquiring me the ingredients to make dragons yes dragons and unicorns yes I said unicorns the most evil creatures in the world.
World Domination
Step 1: use my dragons to threaten world leaders to turn over control to their country to me (who's going to fuck with me I'm riding a dragon
Step 2: rule with an iron fist
Step 3: punish those who stand against me
Step 4: Punish those i don't like the look of
Step 5: Punish those who don't want to have sex with me (which will be no one because i have a dragon and unicorn)
