Do an evil Barrel roll

Disney plan
Step 1: Go to Disney world and just go nuts with a harpoon gun (really just go to town i've earned it

Come at me evil bro

World domination plan
Step 1: set up an elaborate distraction (Such as a double rainbow)
Step 2: while everyone in the world is staring at this go into all the government buildings and lock the doors
Step 3: kill the government as they try to re-enter
Step 4: rule the world with elaborate government puppets made from their corpses

Fuck it i'm evil

you all know you want a blog post but fuck you i'm evil

Evil i think you get it by now

A while ago SMUDGE put a programme in process to train animals to do evil things the BBC show frozen planet inadvertently captured the results

More evil parodies

I'm gonna be a Evil king, so nemesis beware!
I've never seen a king of evil who couldn't kill a bear
I'm gonna be the pain event Like no king was before
I'm brushing up on Harpooning skills I'm working on my laugh
Thus far a rather inspiring thing
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!

People saying oh god 
Now when I said that--
People saying the pain... 
What I meant was--
People saying no more 
What you don't realise--
People saying My wife! 
My wife!
Free to kill around all day
She's definitely dead--
Free to kill 'em all my way!

I think it's time that you and I Arranged a heart-to-heart
Tell me what to do and your wife will only be the start
If this is where the monarchy is headed Count me out
He killed my wife, my child I'm not hanging about
This evil is getting terribly out of hand

Oh, I just can't wait to bury them in sand
Everybody look left
Everybody look right
Everywhere you look I'm-- murdering the public
Dear god

Let every person run, hide and scream. Let them fear the lamp and the harpoon
It's gonna be the King of evil's killing spree
Oh, I just can't wait to be free!
Oh, I just can't wait to Harpoon!
Oh, I just can't wait...
Just can't wait
To be king!

This is why the lion king would be better if i wrote it

Christmas evil

Look at your presents
now back to me
now back to your presents
now back to me
I am not your presents
But if you swtched aligence to me and stopped liking Disney you could get more presents
look down
back up
where are you
your in a fortress
with the leader of SMUDGE
look in your hand
back up
I have it's a harpoon gun
look again
the harpoon is now is now in your chest
This didnt have to happen but you sided against me
I'm taking your presents

Christimas eve evil

Merry Fucking Christmas something big tomorrow

The trick was

The trick was that there was no trick and now I'm behind you with a harpoon gun

It's a trick

It's a trick can you work it out

Progress

Disney plan Step 1: Completely corner the market on cartoons
Step 2: Damge Disney
Step 3: Corner the market cartoon films
Step 4: Damage Disney further
Step 5: Winning

World Domination
Step 1: Create a genitically enhanced race of super animals
Step 2: Give them a weakness that only I know
Step 3: Create a team specially trained to kill these creatures
Step 4: control the world as they know without me the creatures would kill them all

Evil I am

World Domination plan Step 1: Develop the force
Step 2: Teach this ablity to my loyal SMUDGE minions
Step 3: use this power to take over the world
Step 4: rule for a while
Step 5: kill everyone with a harpoop gun and when i saw everyone i mean everyone

The fresh Master of Smudge

Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit Don't Budge
I'll tell you how I became the master of a a group called SMUDGE
In A non evil area born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I thought hey that looks fun but i can do it better
I said I'm stating a little organisation called Smudge

I grabbed me a lamp and beat a guy to death
Defeated some nemeses just for the kicks
Got me a harppon gun I was like so what now
And then i was like hey Dinsey your next

Pulled up at Disney about seven or eight
And left my my lamp back in the car
I looked at my victim
It was finally time
To Crush Disney as the master of Smudge of Bel Air

I used to be good but then i took an arrow to the knee

Disney evil planStep 1 Invent hologram technology
Step 2 Intergrate this into viedo games
Step 3 Get Disney to buy this technology
Step 4 Convince Disney to do a promo with all their actors
Step 5 Activate the everything becomes real switch
Step 6 Kill them all with "Holo" harpoons

I have a dream an Evil Dream

I'm going to help solve an age old debate by giving my opinion as the most evil person in the world and the is that... Ninjas are better than pirates. This makes sense later on

Disney plan
Step 1: make a film called Ninjas of the Caribbean
Step 2: this film will be much better than Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean because as i said before ninjas better than pirates
Step 3: destroy the very lucrative film series for Disney

Harpoonanator 5000 ©

a lot of you have been wondering what the Harpoonanator 5000 © is well its a device currently under construction which wenn comple will completly and utterly destroy the world. it works by firing a giant harpoon directly throught the planet into the Yellowstone Caldera causing its reslting eruption and ending life on this planet i of cause will be on planet SMUDGE when this happens

Whats that you want more evil if you insist

World Domination planThreaten the world with the Harpoonanator 5000 ©
Use this threat to take all of the puppies in the world
Threaten to kill these puppies unless scientists make another planet hospitable
once this planet is hospitable leave with my SMUDGE forces and 100-150 fertile women
activate the Harpoonanator 5000 ©
watch the resulting carrnage

I am so very evil

Disney plan 4Step 1: Wait for Disney to come up with a new show
Step 2: Make that show and air it before them
Step 3: Continue doing this until Disney try to talk to me
Step 4: arrange a meeting with the Disney board of directors
Step 5: kill them all with a harpoon gun

I said I'd try

I'm trying to continue posting daily

Disney plan 3
Use my incredible genius to invent a time machine
Use this time machine to go back in time to world war two
Expose Walt Disney ad the Nazi sympathiser he is
Have him arrested
Save the world form his terrible movies and TV shows
Shoot him with a harpoon gun

World Domination
Invent the elixir of eternal life
Use my time machine to take modern weapons into the past
subjugate the world with this weapons
use my eternal life to continue ruling up until i grow very bored
then end the world with the harpoonantor 5000 ©

I have returned more evil than before

Ok here it goes I'm going to try and get back into posting daily because i know you love it which angers me greatly because I'm evil.

Disney plan 2

Step 1: Become an actor
Step 2: Get a minor role on Disney Channel (Meaning that Disney will now force me to work for them)
Step 3: Get my own show
Step 4: Wait until Disney make me have a music career
Step 5: Go on a killing rampage during a show disgracing Disney
Step 6: Explain that Disney made me do it
Step 7: Destroy Disney With a harpoon gun