Hello is it evil your looking for

If it's evil you want it's evil your get right now my SMUDGE operatives are working on acquiring me the ingredients to make dragons yes dragons and unicorns yes I said unicorns the most evil creatures in the world.

World Domination
Step 1: use my dragons to threaten world leaders to turn over control to their country to me (who's going to fuck with me I'm riding a dragon
Step 2: rule with an iron fist
Step 3: punish those who stand against me
Step 4: Punish those i don't like the look of
Step 5: Punish those who don't want to have sex with me (which will be no one because i have a dragon and unicorn)  

Do an evil Barrel roll

Disney plan
Step 1: Go to Disney world and just go nuts with a harpoon gun (really just go to town i've earned it

Come at me evil bro

World domination plan
Step 1: set up an elaborate distraction (Such as a double rainbow)
Step 2: while everyone in the world is staring at this go into all the government buildings and lock the doors
Step 3: kill the government as they try to re-enter
Step 4: rule the world with elaborate government puppets made from their corpses

Fuck it i'm evil

you all know you want a blog post but fuck you i'm evil

Evil i think you get it by now

A while ago SMUDGE put a programme in process to train animals to do evil things the BBC show frozen planet inadvertently captured the results

More evil parodies

I'm gonna be a Evil king, so nemesis beware!
I've never seen a king of evil who couldn't kill a bear
I'm gonna be the pain event Like no king was before
I'm brushing up on Harpooning skills I'm working on my laugh
Thus far a rather inspiring thing
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!

People saying oh god 
Now when I said that--
People saying the pain... 
What I meant was--
People saying no more 
What you don't realise--
People saying My wife! 
My wife!
Free to kill around all day
She's definitely dead--
Free to kill 'em all my way!

I think it's time that you and I Arranged a heart-to-heart
Tell me what to do and your wife will only be the start
If this is where the monarchy is headed Count me out
He killed my wife, my child I'm not hanging about
This evil is getting terribly out of hand

Oh, I just can't wait to bury them in sand
Everybody look left
Everybody look right
Everywhere you look I'm-- murdering the public
Dear god

Let every person run, hide and scream. Let them fear the lamp and the harpoon
It's gonna be the King of evil's killing spree
Oh, I just can't wait to be free!
Oh, I just can't wait to Harpoon!
Oh, I just can't wait...
Just can't wait
To be king!

This is why the lion king would be better if i wrote it

Christmas evil

Look at your presents
now back to me
now back to your presents
now back to me
I am not your presents
But if you swtched aligence to me and stopped liking Disney you could get more presents
look down
back up
where are you
your in a fortress
with the leader of SMUDGE
look in your hand
back up
I have it's a harpoon gun
look again
the harpoon is now is now in your chest
This didnt have to happen but you sided against me
I'm taking your presents