More evil parodies

I'm gonna be a Evil king, so nemesis beware!
I've never seen a king of evil who couldn't kill a bear
I'm gonna be the pain event Like no king was before
I'm brushing up on Harpooning skills I'm working on my laugh
Thus far a rather inspiring thing
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!

People saying oh god 
Now when I said that--
People saying the pain... 
What I meant was--
People saying no more 
What you don't realise--
People saying My wife! 
My wife!
Free to kill around all day
She's definitely dead--
Free to kill 'em all my way!

I think it's time that you and I Arranged a heart-to-heart
Tell me what to do and your wife will only be the start
If this is where the monarchy is headed Count me out
He killed my wife, my child I'm not hanging about
This evil is getting terribly out of hand

Oh, I just can't wait to bury them in sand
Everybody look left
Everybody look right
Everywhere you look I'm-- murdering the public
Dear god

Let every person run, hide and scream. Let them fear the lamp and the harpoon
It's gonna be the King of evil's killing spree
Oh, I just can't wait to be free!
Oh, I just can't wait to Harpoon!
Oh, I just can't wait...
Just can't wait
To be king!

This is why the lion king would be better if i wrote it