Surprise update

Updates are becoming a lot less frequent because I have to spend a lot more time in the field not in my office writing a blog.
Anyway after the defeat of my old nemesis I am proud to welcome Liz to the ranks of SMUDGE may her evil help bring around the death of of the Disney Corporation.

Whats going on at the moment you ask well the current plan is to bring down Disney channel first by creating a rival channel. I have worked out the premises for every Disney channel show ever.
step 1: something good will happen
step 2: a problem will arise
step 3: the main character will be an asshole for 90% of the episode until they have some epiphany
step 4: they do the right thing and the fake audience say ahhh

also every single person on my new channel will have to have a music career via autotune

Disney prepare to fall

The beginning of a new age

Disney evil plan one
step 1: using my SMUDGE funds buy out all the tickets to a Miley Cryus concert
step 2: do not show up initially
step 3: arrive late making Her think there may be hope for the concert yet
step 4: shoot her with a harpoon gun

Jake plan 2
step 1: create the King of Iron Fist Tournament as seen in Tekken
step 2: take Jake on a surprise trip to Texas
step 3: frame Jake for murder and make sure he gets the death penalty
step 4: make a mysterious old man claim he can save Jake form death only if he enters the King of Iron Fist Tournament
step 5: watch Jake lose in the first round and then watch the rest of the tournament because it will be epic
step 6: as Jake leaves broken and dejected shoot him in the back with a harpoon gun

More apologies if I were to give them

Sorry for the lack of updates. I'm not really sorry but i was busy completely defeating my nemeses it all came down to two keyrings and the expert work of Tony a SMUDGE member I won so on to my next opponent next on my list is onions I'm not sure if defeating them is going to be easy. So next is Disney Channel the only organisation almost as evil as SMUDGE so Disney Channel better watch the fuck out

List
Clowns
Onions
Disney Channel
The church of Scientology
people under the age of sixteen and over the age of five
realsmartcloud
metamorphic rocks
most moose
some butterflies
Mitt Romney
all of Luxembourg
Apple macs
all people called frederic except frederic francois chopin
the game crash of the titians
Gnasty Gnorc
Mirror force

Plans in motion

I'd apologise for the lack of updates but I'm evil the reason is that I've been putting into motion I can't put the details here because these are real plans not the fake ones I put here to throw off my enemies.

World domination plan 4
step 1: create a blog which discusses my evil plans
step 2: post daily with evil plans concerning things like Whore, Furry and lamps
step 3: begin the complete and utter destruction of humanity
step 4: stop half way through
step 5: rule the remaining people with the fear that I could complete the job

A theroy I've been having

This is a theroy I've been having concerning anime
to be a badass character you have to wear either a hat a coat or both you will find that it follows with a lot of characters and even some characters get coats when they become badass more points on this to come

Yo I'm evil

Yo I'm evil suck it