Disney evil plan one
step 1: using my SMUDGE funds buy out all the tickets to a Miley Cryus concert
step 2: do not show up initially
step 3: arrive late making Her think there may be hope for the concert yet
step 4: shoot her with a harpoon gun
Jake plan 2
step 1: create the King of Iron Fist Tournament as seen in Tekken
step 2: take Jake on a surprise trip to Texas
step 3: frame Jake for murder and make sure he gets the death penalty
step 4: make a mysterious old man claim he can save Jake form death only if he enters the King of Iron Fist Tournament
step 5: watch Jake lose in the first round and then watch the rest of the tournament because it will be epic
step 6: as Jake leaves broken and dejected shoot him in the back with a harpoon gun
No comments:
Post a Comment