The Evil Begins

So I decided I am so very evil that i need a new outlet for the evil rather than just generally hating puppies and laughing at old people when they fall over. So I decided that I would Post here tell evil things that I do maybe talk about evil plans.

 For starters I have an evil organisation the Super Mega Ultra Evil Group of Doom or SMUDGE as if you remove the of the first letters are an anagram of smudge. Admittedly there are only three members only one of whom (yes I use whom correctly) are active (me) so we are recruiting but my nemeses, (some people think it is nemesi but it isn’t) Liz and Connor don’t even have an evil organisation so I think I win. Anyway my plans.

 Plan 1: Step 1: Convince Liz our feud is over

            Step 2: Make her fall in love with me

            Step 3: A few years down the line propose

            Step 4: On our wedding day beat her to death with a lamp


Plan 2: Step 1: Make the girl Connor loves (Lizzie not Liz very confusing) fall in love with me

            Step 2: Convince Connor our feud is over

            Step 3: Marry the girl

            Step 4: Ask Connor to be my best man

            Step 5: On the wedding back out and make a plan with Connor to make Lizzie fall for Connor

            Step 6: Just as the plan is about to conclude beat Connor to death with a lamp


Plan 3: Step 1: Get Connor accused of a murder he did not commit

            Step 2: When Connor is being questioned pose as a special agent

            Step 3: Beat Connor to death with a lamp

 Okay any comments would be appreciated


Knave Gatekeeper (A Synonym of my real name the perfect cover)