We now return to your regularly scheduled evil

I still have the bear but today I thought I'd treat you to some evil plans

evil plan 14
step 1: hire a juggler who specialises in juggling lamps
step 2 stage an elaborate carnival in which Whore and Furry must battle each of the performers each with a dangerous skill to escape
step 3: the final stage will be this juggler who will have mad lamp skills
step 4: while Whore and Furry are distracted by the juggler sneak up behind them and beat them to death with lamps

evil plan 15
step 1: develop the ability to fly
step 2: use the cloning machine Whore and Furry gave me the idea for to make 49582 clones of myself
step 3: worry Whore and Furry with how exact the number is
step 4: fly around for a bit (because come on i can fly god damn it)
step 5: beat Whore and Furry to death with lamps while flying