Jake here it is your comments have made me angry and now a evil plan all of your own
Jake evil plan 1 (oh yes there are more to come)
step 1: reveal that Jake has completed none of his business work
step 2: wait for Jake to be called in by Ashcroft
step 3: when he is told to cut the bullshit enter the room via the window dressed as a lamp wielding ninja
step 4: Kill them both with my expert lamp handling skills
step 5: leave... like a boss
world domination plan 3
step 1: Build a device with which i can spend endless amounts of time doing what i like with no real time passing also I don't age
step 2: train in the Andes mountains until my lamp skills surpass all conceivable levels
step 3: develop the ultimate lamp weapon
step 4: using my new found ablity single handedly defeat the armies of the world and take over
List
All Clowns
Whore
Printer
Furry
Onions
Disney Channel
The church of Scientology
people under the age of sixteen and over the age of five
realsmartcloud
metamorphic rocks
most moose
some butterflies
Mitt Romney
all of Luxembourg
Apple macs
all people called frederic except frederic francois chopin
the game crash of the titians
Gnasty Gnorc
Mirror force
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