Evil plans
plan 12
step 1: Take control of a small island
step 2: Send Conner and Liz free holiday vouchers to this island
step 3: When they arrive immediately cut off all ways off the island
step 4: Release a bunch of teenagers all told that the only way to escape the island is to be the last left alive
step 5: leave lamps at strategic intervals around the island
step 6: watch the resulting carnage from inside my blimp circling the island
World domination plan 1
Step 1: Construct a giant lamp
Step 2: Threaten any country that does not agree to my terms will have the entire country beaten to death with a lamp
Step 3: Quell the uprising, that Conner and Liz are bound to organise, with lamps
Step 4: make the trains run on time
Step 5: Rule you with a iron fist
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