At the moment all of my hate and therefore my evil is directed at my printer so today's evil plans will concern it so your off the hook Furry (connor) and Whore (Liz) (this is how they will be referred to from now on)
Printer evil plan 1
step 1: take the printer to an old persons house with no computer
step 2: wait for the printer to become disused
step 3: watch the printer kill itself out of shear boredom
printer evil plan 2
step 1: print loads of pictures until my printer complains it is low on ink
step 2: fill the printer (which thinks its getting ink) with high explosives
step 3: destroy the printer with a lamp
again sorry about only printer based evil but its now third on my list which i will provide you with a copy of as compensation
List
All Clowns
Whore
Printer
Furry
Onions
Disney Channel
The church of Scientology
metamorphic rocks
most moose
some butterflies
Mitt Romney
all of Luxembourg
Apple macs
all people called frederic except frederic francois chopin
the game crash of the titians
Gnasty Gnorc
Mirror force
that is all for now
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