Evil Plans
World Domination plan 2
step 1: Befriend the Russians
step 2: Raise a loyal army of lamp wielding ninjas
step 3: Betray the Russians
step 4: Take control of the western world
step 5: Re-befriend the Russians
step 6: Rename all counties SMUDGEopolis
step 7: Re-Betray the Russians
step 8: Rule with an iron fist clutching a lamp
Evil plan 13
step 1: Beat Liz to death with a lamp (shes the only real threat)
step 2: Brainwash Conner into thinking he can go on a quest to save Liz
step 3: Reanimate Liz as my loyal servant (as much as i hate her as an ally she would be useful)
step 4: When Conner retuns from his quest beat him to death with a lamp
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